Stop relying on referrals. Start predicting your patient growth with our Accelerator program

A done-for-you growth system built specifically for FM practices. We combine your Funnel, Tech Stack, and Google Ads into one compliant engine

The Real Problem Isn't Your Clinical Skills — It's Your Patient Acquisition System

Functional Medicine Doctor

Most functional medicine practices are stuck in the same predictable cycle:

  • Referrals are inconsistent. You're relying on word-of-mouth, but revenue swings 30–40% month to month.
  • SEO takes too long. You've been told to "blog more" and "wait 12 months" — but you need patients now.
  • Generic agencies don't understand functional medicine. They treat you like an e-commerce store, not a clinical practice.
  • Paid ads bring the wrong leads. Tire-kickers looking for quick fixes, not committed patients ready for root-cause protocols.
  • Your tech stack is fragmented. Calendly doesn't talk to Mailchimp. Your CRM doesn't sync with your intake forms. You're manually stitching it all together.

This isn't a practitioner problem. This is a system problem.

You didn't spend years mastering functional medicine to spend your evenings troubleshooting marketing tech or chasing cold leads.

The Functional Practice Accelerator: A Single System That Solves All of It

This isn't a collection of marketing services. It's a complete patient acquisition system built specifically for functional medicine practices.

Here's how it works:

  • We capture high-intent Google traffic. Patients actively searching for "functional medicine thyroid specialist," "SIBO treatment," "gut health doctor" — people who already understand they need help.
  • We convert symptom-aware patients. Your landing pages speak directly to their condition, educate them on root-cause medicine, and guide them to book a paid consultation.
  • We automate intake, follow-up, and booking. From the moment someone clicks your ad to the moment they sit down for their first visit — automated, tracked, optimized.
  • We eliminate tech overwhelm. One HIPAA-compliant platform. One login. One system that actually works.

No more guessing. No more fragmented tools. Just predictable, qualified patient bookings.

Funnel Representation

What's Included: Everything You Need to Book Paid Consults Consistently

1. Done-For-You Functional Medicine Funnel Build

What this means for you: We build conversion-focused pages around the exact symptoms your ideal patients are searching for on Google.

  • Landing pages for thyroid dysfunction, gut health, hormone imbalance, autoimmune conditions, fatigue, menopause, and longevity
  • Custom copy that educates patients on root-cause medicine and positions your practice as the solution
  • Built-in intake forms that pre-qualify patients before they book

Result: Patients arrive to their discovery call already educated and ready to commit.

2. Automated Patient Intake & Booking System

What this means for you: Operational relief. No more manual follow-ups or missed opportunities.

  • Unified inbox: All texts, emails, and social messages in one place — no more missed leads
  • Smart calendar system: Automated appointment reminders reduce no-shows by 40%
  • Missed-call text back: Instant SMS response when you're with a patient — captures 30% more leads
  • HIPAA-compliant database: Secure patient data storage that meets all compliance requirements
  • Review automation: Automatically requests Google reviews after appointments — builds trust with future patients

Result: Your front desk spends less time chasing leads and more time serving patients.

3. 30 Pre-Built Functional Medicine Funnels Mapped to Real Patient Searches

Funnel Building Service

What this means for you: We've already done the work. You get instant access to proven conversion paths for the conditions you treat most.

  • Thyroid dysfunction
  • Gut health & SIBO
  • Hormone imbalance
  • Autoimmune conditions
  • Mold & toxicity
  • Adrenal fatigue
  • Blood sugar issues
  • Food sensitivity
  • Chronic inflammation
  • Menopause & perimenopause
  • Longevity optimization
  • Chronic fatigue

Each funnel includes: symptom quiz, educational nurture sequence, booking path, and follow-up automation.

Result: Launch condition-specific campaigns in days, not months. No copywriting required.

4. Google Ads Management Focused Exclusively on High-Intent Consult Bookings

What this means for you: We don't run social ads. We don't chase vanity metrics. We target people actively searching for the exact solutions you provide.

  • High-intent keyword targeting: "Functional medicine thyroid specialist," "SIBO treatment near me," "gut health doctor"
  • Compliant medical ad copy: Passes Google's health claim scrutiny the first time — no rejected ads
  • Conversion tracking: Know exactly which keywords and ads drive actual booked consultations
  • Monthly ROI reporting: Clear breakdown of cost per lead, cost per patient, and return on ad spend

Result: Predictable patient acquisition. You know what you're paying per consult and whether it's profitable.

Trusted by Leading Functional Medicine Practices

HIPAA Compliant
Fully Certified
Google Partner
Certified Agency
No Long-Term Contracts
Cancel Anytime
1:1 Support
Dedicated Account Manager

Investment & Pricing

Everything you need to launch a predictable patient acquisition system. HIPAA-compliant and ready to deploy in 30 days.

Functional Practice Accelerator

$1,497/month

Complete patient acquisition system for functional medicine practices

What's Included:

  • Done-for-you funnel build (condition-specific)
  • HIPAA-compliant CRM & automation platform
  • Automated booking & appointment reminders
  • Email & SMS follow-up sequences
  • Google Ads campaign setup & management
  • Conversion tracking & analytics
  • Missed call text-back automation
  • Review generation system
  • Monthly performance reporting
  • Ongoing optimization & support

Perfect For:

  • Cash-based functional medicine practices
  • Practitioners charging $300-$700+ for initial consults
  • Practices ready to move beyond referrals
  • Ready to invest in predictable patient growth

Note on Ad Spend

The $1,497/month fee covers our service, technology, and expertise. Google Ads budget is separate and paid directly to Google. We recommend starting with at least $2,000-$3,000/month in ad spend to generate meaningful data and results.

Frequently Asked Questions

How quickly will I start seeing results?

Most practices start receiving qualified leads within 7-14 days of launch. Full optimization typically occurs within 60-90 days as we gather data and refine targeting.

What if I'm already running Google Ads?

We'll audit your current campaigns and either optimize what's working or rebuild with functional medicine-specific targeting. Most practices see 2-3x improvement in lead quality when switching to our system.

Is this really HIPAA compliant?

Yes. All patient data is stored in HIPAA-compliant systems with Business Associate Agreements (BAAs) in place. We handle all technical compliance so you can focus on treating patients.

Do I need technical knowledge to use the system?

No. We build, launch, and manage everything for you. Your team simply responds to incoming leads through one unified dashboard. We provide training and ongoing support.

What's the commitment?

There are no long-term contracts. You can cancel anytime. We recommend running campaigns for at least 60-90 days to gather sufficient data for optimization, but the choice is yours. Most practices continue long-term because the system becomes their primary patient acquisition channel.

Who This Is For (And Who It's Not For)

✓ This IS For You If:

  • You run a cash-based or hybrid functional medicine practice
  • You offer paid initial consultations ($300–$700+)
  • You're ready to grow patient volume predictably
  • You want to move beyond referrals and directories
  • You're willing to invest in patient acquisition

✗ This Is NOT For You If:

  • You're insurance-only and can't charge for consults
  • You're looking for "branding" or social media growth
  • You want results without spending on ads
  • You're not ready to commit to at least 3 months
  • You expect overnight success without testing

Apply for the Functional Practice Accelerator

We work with a limited number of practices at a time to ensure results. If you're a cash-based functional medicine practitioner ready to build a predictable patient acquisition system, book a strategy call.

We'll review your current setup, identify gaps, and determine if this is the right fit for both of us.

APPLY FOR A STRATEGY CALL